Thursday, June 26, 2008

British Tennis Star Wins At Wimbledon...

...Common 24 Hour Garage! According to sources here, here and here, after a hard night out on the rinse last night, former ACE British Tennis Star Tim Henman managed to pick up a startling and unexpected victory, by managing to scratch his way to a £10 prize on an impulse scratch-card.

Eye witness accounts cited here, here and here go on to explain how even though it seemed as if triumph was going to be snatched from poor Tim's hands at the last minute due to a strawberry in the winning match being obscured by a drop of hot chilli sauce, he gave everyone present a characteristically effortless performance by wiping away the offending condiment with a sleeve volley close to his baseline.

The actual scratch card that propelled good old Tim to victory last night in Wimbledon Common. The proprietor of the 24 hour garage was said to be "underwhelmed and offended" by the performance.

Well done Tim, keep up the good form we're all behind you for the 2012 Poker Stars Olympiad.

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